Hello Dear Readers,
Let me just welcome you to my anonymous blog, where basically I take out life’s dumb frustrations on a white virtual page. I’m hoping this blog will grow to include some insightful rants as well, but until then C'est La Vie.
And now the moment of truth, the inspiration behind this blogs creation. Dum Dum DUM! I was carpooling to work today on the Gardiner Expressway and we passed the New Condo complex on Park Lawn (for those of you who don't know where that is... it’s in Toronto), with a huge sign that says California. Okay so I'm stuck in the car that is still mildly freezing...and I'm thinking 'You gotta be joking, right?’ It's Canada, I want to see one of their palm trees survive this weather and as I’m sitting there mildly amused, mortification starts to roll in. OMG WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!! IT’S AN F-ING PLAM TREE!!! AND GUESS WHAT? IT’S MADE OUT OF PLASTIC AND LOOKS LIKE A FREAKING LEGO PIECE!!! By this point I have nothing better to do then to hyperventilate since I’m not the one driving otherwise I would have already tried to knock that thing down with my truck. DIE BITCH
People, we live in Canada!! You are not only over paying for your condo's to include cheap plastic shit that doesn’t help ward off the cold, but also ruining Canada's beautiful scenery. I say, give me the evergreen any day and I will build my own fire to keep me warm throughout these cold months. Honestly, Canada is full of majestic glory and by putting up an abomination like that is just disrespectful to Mother Nature. If you are too cold and need to be reminded of a beach, please download a tropical screen saver or if you have that much money to blow, take a freaking vacation, but do not, under any circumstance, buy into one of those illusion homes. Snow will come anyway and there is nothing you can do about it! And that’s life. GEEZ
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