Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Text from a Friend

                                   Friend Text < Wanted = New potential future husband to facebook stalk. This one is a dud. Will reward in pies and chocolate >

Monday, November 30, 2009

Attention all Women

A friend of mine contacted me on the weekend with an urgent text.

‘What’s the number for sexual harassment at Blank University.?'

I was in shock.

‘Are you okay?'

‘A friend of mine got raped on the weekend at a party'

Shock...Horror...More shock!

I Google it and text her the number. More shock. I leave my computer, go down stairs, make myself a cup of tea. I turn to the dinner table and stare at my little teenage sister. My shock turns to anger.

‘Do her parents know?' I text.

‘Oh hell No. We are in the hospital getting a rape kit'.

'Okay', Frustration goes through my mind. FUCK. DIE MOTHER FUCKER! WHY AREN’T HER PARENTS THERE. SHE NEEDS HER FAMILY. FUCK WHOEVER DID THIS. FUCK ANYONE WHO GETS A KICK OUT OF THIS. I HOPE YOUR PENIS FALLS OFF. I HOPE IT HURTS. I HOPE THE DEMONS COME AND FUCK YOU IN THE ASS.


'She’s scared'

Silence

Me too. I’m scared for myself as a young woman, for my girlfriends, for the little one sitting at the dinner table. I pray daily that she makes the right decisions. That she makes the right friends. But more importantly I pray that God keeps her safe and sound, away from maniacs of the world that do bad things to little girls. I hope she has the courage to say no, the courage to tell and the courage to fight back.


This is a message to all the little girls and women out there. Please always be responsible and aware of who you are with. Most rapes are committed by someone who knows the victim. It doesn’t matter if he is your next door neighbor or boyfriend. It’s still rape. Only 16% of rapes get reported, nearly half are under the age of 18. If you have been raped. Report it. Call the Police, don’t stay silent. Those who have committed a crime once and have not been caught and persecuted will more than likely do it again, to another unsuspecting victim or worse to the same victim. Don’t be passive, no matter what the stereotype of the fairer sex is. Fight Back! 70% of women who fight back during an assault usually avoid rape.


Speak up and Speak out. NO, Still Remains NO.

My prays are with my friend's friend, this week and every week, and with all those women who go through this. Mothers, teach your daughters to not be ashamed. Teach them about equality and their rights.


Please visit the following links for more information


http://www.womanabuseprevention.com/html/sexual_assault.html - By Ontario Women's Directorate


http://www.trccmwar.ca/articles/rape.html - Informative Rape article by the Toronto Rape Crises Center.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Foreign Mum Segment

Mum:  That’s assault, that’s not a compliment.
Me:  Mom, you mean insult?

Monday, November 23, 2009

Text from a Friend

FRIEND TEXT>>> (My name here), the boy i stalked on facebk didnt show to class today. What an unbelievable douche. The father of my children skipping class. The nerve! But...Ps. I look especially  adorable today Lmao <<< End text

Welcome and lets get started

Hello Dear Readers,

Let me just welcome you to my anonymous blog, where basically I take out life’s dumb frustrations on a white virtual page. I’m hoping this blog will grow to include some insightful rants as well, but until then C'est La Vie.

And now the moment of truth, the inspiration behind this blogs creation. Dum Dum DUM! I was carpooling to work today on the Gardiner Expressway and we passed the New Condo complex on Park Lawn (for those of you who don't know where that is... it’s in Toronto), with a huge sign that says California. Okay so I'm stuck in the car that is still mildly freezing...and I'm thinking 'You gotta be joking, right?’ It's Canada, I want to see one of their palm trees survive this weather and as I’m sitting there mildly amused, mortification starts to roll in. OMG WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!! IT’S AN F-ING PLAM TREE!!! AND GUESS WHAT? IT’S MADE OUT OF PLASTIC AND LOOKS LIKE A FREAKING LEGO PIECE!!! By this point I have nothing better to do then to hyperventilate since I’m not the one driving otherwise I would have already tried to knock that thing down with my truck. DIE BITCH

People, we live in Canada!! You are not only over paying for your condo's to include cheap plastic shit that doesn’t help ward off the cold, but also ruining Canada's beautiful scenery. I say, give me the evergreen any day and I will build my own fire to keep me warm throughout these cold months. Honestly, Canada is full of majestic glory and by putting up an abomination like that is just disrespectful to Mother Nature. If you are too cold and need to be reminded of a beach, please download a tropical screen saver or if you have that much money to blow, take a freaking vacation, but do not, under any circumstance, buy into one of those illusion homes. Snow will come anyway and there is nothing you can do about it! And that’s life. GEEZ